My Ologies
FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Saltgrass or Chilis
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. cheese
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, sausage, or supreme, it really depends on my mood
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. cinnamon sugar or jelly
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. It doesn’t give me a number and I’m not counting
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. not many, I don’t email many people
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. me and Don
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. five
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. now that my teeth are straight
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. depends on who you are, some people like my eyes, my smile, my hair, my butt
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. not that I can think of
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. probably smell
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. a few years
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. my Stats book
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no
MISCOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no
Q. Is love for real?
A. yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Dawn haha, no I don’t know. I used to want different names, Dawn among them, and Victoria and some others. I like Sydney now though.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. a soda can tab
Q. If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
A. no, but my cutest one I could still make a pass at because he’s my cousin’s step-son so we’re not even really related
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. no
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. not that I can recall
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. yes
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. if I was put to sleep
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yes
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. yes
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. yes
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. no
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. yes
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I don’t have a left pocket
Q: How much alcohol did you have this week?
A: none
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: no
Q: What color underwear do you have on?
A: I don’t
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: carpet and linoleum
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: perhaps
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: four
Q: Where were you born?
A. Austin, Texas
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: about seventeen months ago
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: rich
Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: Cingualr
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Calvin
Q: Last person you called?
A: Don
Q: Person you hugged
A: Don
FAVORITEOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: don’t have one
Q: Color?
A: green
Q: Season?
A: summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes
Q: Mood?
A: bored
Q: Listening to?
A: Eric Clapton
Q: Watching?
A: nothing
Q: Worrying about?
A: stuff
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: school
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: graduate and get my Bronco
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Star Wars III
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: if you’re not a moron and I’m in a good mood
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: maroon
Q: Now that the survey’s done what are you going to do?
A. fill out another one
